Guffipedia

Lucy Kellaway’s dictionary of business jargon and corporate nonsense
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Move the planet a little closer to the future

Translation into plain English Physical impossibility

Perpetrator John Chambers, Cisco

Usage example “We’ll wake the world up and move the planet a little closer to the future.”

Lucy’s commentary Chief Obfuscation Champion 2012: he has created a concoction of sublime arrogance and cheesiness out of short, household words.

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