Guffipedia
Lucy Kellaway’s dictionary of business jargon and corporate nonsense
To pulse
Translation into plain English To contact
Perpetrator Anonymous US corporation
Usage example "We are pulsing management for availability and hope to be in touch with dates/times ASAP"
Lucy’s commentary A pulse is a noun. If you have one you are alive. When pulse becomes a verb, and a transitive verb at that, the perpetrator may be alive, but their brains have already gone.
